REWARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

$10,000,000.00 REWARD…..

For the safe return of my metabolism in WORKING order.

Thank you

Comments

  1. noble pig says:

    Oh I know I don't have it but my jeans wish I did.

  2. Leslie M. says:

    Yeah?? Someone stole YOURS??

    Well then their is a CEREAL (hahahh) Metabolism Bandit coming up the Eastern Seaboard and it By God it has my Metabolism took!
    I just called the Cops.. there is an APB out for the LOUSE!!!!

    And here I was Blaming my Age and Becoming a VERY Very VERY young 48 year old GRAMMA for this HUGE Butt!
    Leslie
    LeslieVeg@msn.com
    http://leslielovesveggies.blogspot.com/

  3. nicole h says:

    IF this works, please let me know , so I can post ad for my missing one too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. I can't find my own for years now, although there are many others out there I would like to nab, I don't have yours. Sorry. Don't give up hope, unless you have already hit 40!! LOL!!

  5. haha…I think it is a mass catastrophe!!!!

    I am sure it does not help that we all love to cook…and eat. haha

  6. Ha ha! If you really are wanting to get your metablism to speed up you should check out the 6 Week Body Makeover. I lost 65 pounds on it and have kept it off for almost 2 years. My parents have both lost over 40 pounds and my aunt lost 30.

  7. Allison says:

    Amen sister! When you find the location of "land of the lost metabolism", find mine and kindly tell it to return as well! =)

  8. cookies and cups says:

    I know, right?!? WTH did it go? I turned 30 and it went missing! Let me know if a reward works because I am willing to PAY!!

  9. I lost mine when I quit smoking, can't help you. Heh.

  10. put the Cheez It's down!
    😉

  11. Mines been missing for too long now- good luck fing it! 🙂

  12. Maybe he's together with mine…

  13. You too huh? I blame the summer, of course, I blame the fall, winter and spring too!

    You look fab in your video!

  14. Katrina says:

    ha!
    There must actually be a serial bandit on the loose!

  15. maybe my metabolism can be found with yours… I'll pitch into that reward!

  16. Bridgett says:

    Ours ran off together, I am sure of it. Ugh. Back to the gym…. lol

  17. Cathy - wheresmydamnanswer says:

    Mine did die and then was resurrected thanks to my Doctor and a low dose of a medication called Armour oh and maybe the fact that I sold my business, got rid of my toxic partners and my ex husband had something to do with its triumphant return.. Ha Ha

  18. Sweet Art Studios says:

    Dear lord! Their must be a bandit running around, because it seems that mine has stolen as well!

  19. There's a theif going around stealing them because darn it mine's gone too. 🙁
    ~ingrid

  20. I think ours are together