I interrupt this blogging break for…

a quick funny story…

I will set the scene. I am in the kitchen(what else is new) getting ready to make my daughter an English muffin with peanut butter(she also wanted Fluff on it)..um yeah, I said no to that one.
Emmas response to that…”Why, Nana lets me?” Damn Grandparents!
Anyhow, I am cutting the English muffin, I let out a loud squeal. You guessed it, I cut my self(like always). Emma comes running in…”What mommy, did you see a spider?” you see, I have the same squeal for spider sightings or knife cuttings!
“No honey, I cut myself” Showing her my finger as I squeeze the blood out for dramatic effect. Isn’t it always fun your gross out your kids?
“Oh noooo, hold on mommy, I will fix it” She runs away. About 30 seconds later, she comes running(ya know, cause kids cant walk) back in the kitchen and says, “here ya go mommy, this will stop it from bleeding”. And she proudly hands me a TAMPON!!! lol lol lol
Funny huh? I just had to share!
I wont be gone for ever..miss you all and I will be back to blogging shortly!

Comments

  1. 1

    Hilarious!!! Too funny! We miss ya too!

  2. 2

    Thanks for giving me a giggle this afternoon! :)

    Looking forward to your return – when you are ready!

  3. 3

    Aren’t kids the best?! That is too funny!!

  4. 4
    and_she_makes_four says:

    Simplicity is in the eyes of a child, LOVE your story!

  5. 5

    Great story! I love stories like that one. Gotta get them written down. Thanks for sharing.

  6. 6
    VeggieGirl says:

    As the saying goes, kids say the darndest things ;-)

    GLAD TO SEE YOU POSTING!!!!!!!! :-D

  7. 7
    Clumbsy Cookie says:

    Lolllllllllllll ! Vey funny! And sooooooo cute! She deserved fluf after that! Glad you came for a short visit! Come back when you’re ready, but make it soon! ;)

  8. 8

    LOL, God bless her little soul. How funny!

  9. 9

    OMG!

  10. 10

    love it

  11. 11
    Cathy - wheresmydamnanswer says:

    That is so DAMN funny…. Thanks for sharing

  12. 12

    OH.MY.GOSH! She must have really freaked out when she saw you drop and start rollin’ on the floor with tears (of laughter)! You’ve got to send that story in to one of those parenting magazines, you know the “kids say the darnest (sp?) things”!
    ~ingrid

  13. 13

    That is a funny story! Thanks for sharing!

  14. 14

    So funny!

  15. 15

    LOL! That is hilarious and absolutely adorable!

  16. 16

    It was so nice to come here AGAIN to check on you and YAY! Even if just for a moment. Love the story and your attitude is always priceless. Miss you bunches Leslie. Enjoy your time.

  17. 17

    LOL that is the funniest story! haha your kiddies are so cute!

  18. 18

    Hah! What a creative and resourceful little girl you have. Gee, I hope somebody took pictures, for posterity.

  19. 19
    Likes Chocolate says:

    That is hilarious. I once had a teacher who thought she was reaching into her purse for a piece of chalk and began writting on the chalk board with a tampon. You can quess how well that went over with a group of teenagers. Love your recipes.

  20. 20

    This is hilarious, Leslie! What a girl! And you are so right about grandparents :)

  21. 21

    this story made me chuckle! thanks for sharing.. and ya definitely have a smart kid! :o)

  22. 22

    Bless! What a cutie! That reminds me of when my Mum’s Godson fell over and grazed his knee while we were out one day. It was pouring out blood and we had no plasters so she wrapped a sanitary towel round it…

  23. 23

    Too cute!

  24. 24

    Lez! You’re back! Yeah yeah yeah! I was so excited to see you pop in and say hello to me on my blog.
    How are ya chicklet? Yes, cute story, be glad no one was around though it might have been embarassing.
    I’ve been crazy busy still shopping for a new home. Everytime we find one we like someone snatches it right up (happened 3x so far, weird).
    Be well, don’t stay away too long, I don’t want to have to fly to Florida to get your pimp ass back on here. Speaking of pimp, how is that pimp cup doing? lol

  25. 25

    That is soooo cute!
    Great blog!

  26. 26

    how cute… oh les, i really missed you… looking forward to your posts… :)

  27. 27

    hahaha! so funny! but cute!

  28. 28

    Ha ha ha…this is a hilarious story, Leslie. Thanks for stopping by my boy. :)